He likes to rap and eat Crab, and in fact wrote most of this article!
- Baby Marauder was born, and oh how cute he was! He ate his parents.
- Skip forward a couple thousand years, Marauder is an awesome arsonist! He joins up with a swaggy merc group.
- Oops! Marauder burnt down his friends' base. :'( Marauder is kicked out and forced to run for his life.
- Marauder seeks out the Outsiders and asks to join! But a grumpy fuggle-pug named Enforcer was mean to him. Long story short, both end up hurt, and Marauder is in jail/hospital. He got to see the hottest broad ever first, tho!!!
- Marauder breaks free thanks to a yummy idiot named Crab and goes to wreak havoc (after wreaking havoc on Crab)! Enforcer dumps him on his butt again and throws him in jail next to Crab. Marauder raps with Crab!
- Marauder is let loose to view the new recruits tournaments, but gets knocked out by a bummer named Nialus after getting too drunk and trying to punch Crab.
Isn't my timeline enough for now?! GOOD MATA NUI QUIT STALKING ME!!!!111!!1!1
Appearance and Tools
Well, I'm a totally sexy Ta-Skakdi, naturally. Look at my above picture, n00bs. I wear clunky but light over-armor and some really nice decorative neck-chains. I usually wear multiple patero capsule bandoliers.
I carry dual patero launchers on mah hips and repeller bracers on mah knucks! The latter weapons absorb any blow taken and direct it back (at a fraction of its original force, unfortunately, thanks to dumb BZPRPG rules).
Abilities and Traits
Um... I'm pretty sure what you've read so far is enough to get a good idea of my personality.
As a Ta-Skakdi, I can control fire, but only in conjunction with another Skakdi. I also have heat vision, which is useful for starting fires, lighting my launchers, or roasting some yummy Crab up. Yummmmm...
- None! Who needs any?
- Zero - ALL HER SEXY ARE BELONG TO ME.
- Enforcer - pig-headed jerk-face
- Crab - tasty moron
- Nialus - grim reaper wannabe
- Zero is baaaaeee